This is for you Dad.
*for the record, I'm not calling my Dad a pig... this is a joke that he told me*
A man was driving his new convertible with the top down. He was driving really fast enjoying the drive when a woman drove by, stuck her head out the window and yelled, "PIG!!".
He returned the compliment by yelling back "WITCH!!" (certain words have been edited for the comfort of the readers).
Then as soon as he turned the corner, he swerved to miss a lone pig standing in the middle of the road, crashed his car, and died.
Moral of the story: if only men would listen...
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