For some people, Disney is NOT the happiest place on Earth
Leg hair grows slower here (less shaving for my skort!)
My hair is frizzy and red in the sun
Buses are never on time and always smell like petrol oil
Always use more than 20 SPF
Gatorade is Awesome!
PB&J sandwiches are staples
Walmart is the next Nordstroms
Yellow is my color
Everyone is always the exception to safety rules... or so they think
iPhones contain your life and soul... and work schedule
Point with two fingers instead of one, so not to offend foreign guests
Drink twice your weight in water every day
Not every old man is sweet, some are creepy and get escorted off the premises
You can live on one meal a day
Lastly:
Disney is going to take over the World!
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