But not in a perverse kind of way. In fact I get paid to do it.
"Parents, please make sure your little bugs sit on their bottoms!"
"Sit on your bum little bug!"
"I need all bugs to be firmly seated on their behinds!"
"Please sit down on your bums or I have to stop the ride!!!!"
I have never talked about butts so much as I have in my whole life than I have in the last two months. So parents please, keep your children fully seated. Or we will stop the ride.
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